Enjoy solving for codes in this new update of Help Phil Find His Dildo, some might be simple like translating binary while others might be as complex as a Vigenère Figure

Each code will tell you secrets about Phil and his family that get darker the more complex the codes are

and possibly something else entirely....

Enjoy Cringe mode in this brand new game mode to enjoy after you beat normal mode!

New update coming later tonight

note from the next day: I fell asleep so tonight definitely

another note: fell asleep again, it’s pretty much ready to go though I just need to bug fix some things after school and add the new medals

So uhh there was a exploit that Qwerty told me about

if only I wasn’t asleep during then as I could’ve reverted the game faster but the 1 million dildo medal has been deleted and therefore has been removed from any account that had it unlocked

(hopefully that reverts there points too back to before they got the medal)

I also cleared the scoreboard just to be safe and got rid of any medals from players who have unlocked the thousand dildos medal after the exploit was discovered

So, I was messing around with "Help Phill Find His Dildo" and I somehow managed to make it so the variables that delt with keeping track of how many dildos you collect in order to post them to the scoreboard got linked

For example I collect 317 in the first game and when I opened up the sequel as a preview it showed I collected 317

but uh it broke it being able to post to the scoreboard, so I got rid of the linking code I did

I just wanted 2 scoreboards from different games to be linked

I got the file back

So the game is canceled for now because I accidentally deleted the backup file that I made

so if anyone knows how to get a file back from the newgrounds project manager after you upload a file that would help a lot

I just need the zip file back as it’s already uploaded onto newgrounds as a preview project for me to test

next time I’ll send the file to my file dump or buy a usb stick and save it onto there

I am almost done with a game that I have been working on for the past few weeks

I have a playable version ready but unlike my first game I’m not gonna post it now and update it a bunch later

ima make sure it’s finished and gives a good first impression

The Phil movie follows Phil

that’s the movie plot

the movie will be rated NC-17

the movie ends with a cringe ass song as they all hold hands and dance under the rainbow or some bullshit like that

It won't happen but Id just like to imagine how fucking stupid it would be