This new game will be a spoof on those fake game websites filled with ads and ripoff games

here’s an image of the placeholders I made for the ads

(Ok maybe not the nail models one)

It will be pretty much games inside of a game with ads popping up every so often to annoy you

With games such as

•Bird flappy game

•Scary bear game security

•Grand auto 7

•Roadblocks 2

•Tankman dress up slumber party pals

•The quiz

so yeah this games going to be just as stupid as the last one

going to work on a new game tonight

probably going to be inspired by the Stanley Parable with a mix of the impossible game

also I am going to update Help Phil Find His Dildo 2 soon as I have a few things to add that I overlooked

So the sequal to Help Phil Find His Dildo is going good

Kinda got lazy a bit the past few weeks trying to fix a major bug

So I completely removed the feature causing it because I’m too fucking lazy to fix it

The best way to describe this sequel would be a short continuation of the last game

I’m making it short as I’ve lost interest in this game (pretty much why I was lazy with doing the sequel and pushing out updates for the 1st game) I have plenty of other ideas for games that are just as stupid as a concept but something that I really want to put time and effort into

Using Turbowarp is limiting but it’s the only easy thing to create a game with that has a plugin for the newgrounds api and also I can’t code so there’s that too

the sequel should realistically be out by January

I wonder if anyone actually reads these

So, like I said in my last post over the past few weeks (more like a week and a half) I have been going through some things mentally and took a break from working on any games, I said that once I felt better, I would release an update and a teaser for the sequel and well that is what Ima do

So uhm here you go

As you can see above the game will indeed be 3D (made possible by a tutorial I will link when the sequel comes out as it wouldn't make much sense to put it here) and will continue off where the first game ended continuing the story to be darker and better than whatever my dumbass thought of for the first game

MuffinEatr is doing art like last time and I'm doing the programming and the crudely drawn aspects of the game because I can't draw

I have been going through some stuff mentally and I haven't had any motivation to push out updates

When I get better and have the motivation back, I defiantly will make a big major update to "Help Phil Find His Dildo" to make up for it and even post a screenshot of the sequel

so, I'm making another game

so have a placeholder image

I have come to the convulsion that the game is almost fully complete, just a few more bug fixes and remastered menus and I can start working on finishing up the sequel and complete the story I wish to tell

Then I'm hoping on making more games with more serious stories because let's be honest this story's being crudely put together but I'm trying to fit it all together to make sense

Enjoy solving for codes in this new update of Help Phil Find His Dildo, some might be simple like translating binary while others might be as complex as a Vigenère Figure

Each code will tell you secrets about Phil and his family that get darker the more complex the codes are

and possibly something else entirely....

Enjoy Cringe mode in this brand new game mode to enjoy after you beat normal mode!

New update coming later tonight

note from the next day: I fell asleep so tonight definitely

another note: fell asleep again, it’s pretty much ready to go though I just need to bug fix some things after school and add the new medals